The extraterrestrial being stepped out of his spacecraft, his long, spindly legs stretching out onto the pavement. He had traveled light-years to get here, to this little blue planet, and he had one mission in mind: to taste the legendary Earthling dish, the hamburger and fries.
He had heard tales of the delicious combination from other spacefaring species, and his curiosity was piqued. After all, he had sampled the exotic foods of countless worlds, but the simple, rustic charm of this dish had eluded him. He had studied the customs and practices of the Earthlings, learning their languages and mannerisms. He knew that the best place to find the fabled burger was a small diner on the outskirts of town.